Last Night in Oregon (503)

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  She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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  Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?

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  I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face

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  You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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  I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.

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  My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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  she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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  Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously

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  you are my hero

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  Swine flu is the new snow day.

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  Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.

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  Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

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  Cooked or uncooked?

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  Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.

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  you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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  you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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