Last Night in Pennsylvania (717)

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  please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.

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  i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.

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  This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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  Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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  can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.

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  took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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  Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.

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  gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?

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  homeless.

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  She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...

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  i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks

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  so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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  I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"

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  I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

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  fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?

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  Winning.

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