Last Night in Connecticut (860)

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  Why does Jon Cryer have a career?

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  That is a good question.

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  why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

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  its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

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  i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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  i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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  Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.

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  i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.

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  What did we do last night that was yellow?

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  yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her

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  but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"

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  but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies

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  New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy

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  enjoy the hospital

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  How did you manage that?

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  Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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  lol... jersey girls rock

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  I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa

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  oh sweet, sweet irony

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  You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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  oh good, I think they're gone

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  the painters?

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  my herpes

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  grinding to god bless the USA? really?

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  shut up

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