the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
