Last Night in Georgia (404)

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  What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?

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  I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking

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  Lol you talk like you have a choice

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  I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over

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  WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!

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  Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!

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  Shut up Max.

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  I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises

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  Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"

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  I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.

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  Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.

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  What did I get you?

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  A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.

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  Sounds about right

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  Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?

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  You don't want to know. Trust me.

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  I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?

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  I think it's called love, bro

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  My vagina! What have you done to it?

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  Blessed it my child.

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  If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.

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  I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking

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  God bless your soul.

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  I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.

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  First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

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  In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.

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