Last Night in Pennsylvania (267)

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  4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right.  I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

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  she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.

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  Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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  dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure

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  so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

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  bloody. ill be home soon.

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  like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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  So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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  did mom hear me barking???

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  oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one

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  sooo high. sooo many dog friends

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  My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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  Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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  i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?

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  i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.

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  So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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  The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on

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  It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...

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  I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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  Aren't you gay?

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  IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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