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  So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.

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  I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...

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  It's been a bad semester.

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  She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god

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  I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

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  No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.

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  It's ok, February is a short month

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  On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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  I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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  I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.

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  how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?

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  3pm strippers are depressing

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  I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.

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  How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?

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  I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.

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  I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.

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