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  Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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  i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...

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  ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco

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  we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.

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  I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.

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  saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings

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  Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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  I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

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  Are we going out tonight?

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  My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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  Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.

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  i love accidental penises.

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  Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.

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  didnt we say no more talking to eachother

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  it will help you get over me i promise

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  im horny

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  ok i will unlock the door

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  My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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