Last Night in Arkansas (479)

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  I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better

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  I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

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  I believe so, yes.

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  Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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  Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.

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  By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.

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  You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.

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  Big girls don't cry they get day drunk

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  Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.

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  No that means he must've used the nipple clamps

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  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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  Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

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  That's practically a relationship for you

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  Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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  The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...

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  Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?

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  If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area

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  Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me

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