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  Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.

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  Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.

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  Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.

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  Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.

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  THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE

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  So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.

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  Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.

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  Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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  Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.

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  Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"

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  I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

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  Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there

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  YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS

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  Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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  He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.

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