Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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