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  Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.

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  my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"

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  you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?

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  We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.

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  would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?

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  I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.

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  I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.

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  I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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  Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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  Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

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  I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot

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  The struggle is real.

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  I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.

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  Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.

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  Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.

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  Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"

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  What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.

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