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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.

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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil

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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.

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1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up

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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.

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i wish semen tasted like chocolate

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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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