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  Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC

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  Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

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  Hey, what are you up to?

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  Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

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  Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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  I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.

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  There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.

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  I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.

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  You should get sea herpes

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  I mean sea horses

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  She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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  So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great

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  i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something

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  There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy

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  i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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  Maybe I'm a robot.

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  You can't be that drunk already

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  YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.

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  Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance

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