Last Night in Connecticut (860)

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  WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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  failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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  please don't let me die tonight

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  what have you done for me lately?

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  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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  what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?

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  the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.

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  is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?

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  She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora

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  So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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  I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.

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  we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.

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  Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica

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  I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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  New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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