Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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