dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
