Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
