You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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