Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
