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After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.

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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.

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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...

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I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"

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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law

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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick

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SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.

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There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.

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