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  But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.

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  I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.

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  you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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  My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.

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  he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously

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  i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project

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  Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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  Probably.

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  I'm in.

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  He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.

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  Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?

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  My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.

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  whore

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  Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!

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  uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober

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  thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

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  its only a rough draft.

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  if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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