Last Night in Oregon (503)

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  This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.

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  at this point I think you're judging my taste in men

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  I swear I'm not

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  It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men

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  I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B

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  I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.

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  They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.

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  yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was

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  I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."

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  I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw

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  So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.

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  I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.

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  It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.

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  So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes

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  OMG haha What did he say?

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  He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.

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  i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night

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  dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off

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