I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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