12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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