Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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