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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.

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(212): View more from New York

how are things with the new girl?

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good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked

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(765): View more from Indiana

I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.

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