would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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