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  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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  Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?

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  First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?

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  I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.

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  Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.

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  You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.

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  The struggles of a small town man whore

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  I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick

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  Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.

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  The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.

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  I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox

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  I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.

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  It would have only made it one day at my place.

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  So, just how hungover are you?

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  Not at all, surprisingly.

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  That has to be your X-Men power.

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  How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?

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  I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.

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