Last Night in Utah (801)

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  Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.

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  Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.

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  Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

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  I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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  when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.

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  I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified

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  So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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  No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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  After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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  What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?

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  Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now

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  all he gave me for my birthday was sperm

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  at least its a homemade gift

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  Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?

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  My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.

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