Last Night in Wisconsin (920)

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  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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  Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?

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  I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.

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  When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?

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  Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.

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  So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.

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  Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.

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  They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina

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  I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy

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  But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?

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  How long until you're healed?

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  Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.

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  There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad

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  Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face

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  If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!

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