Last Night in Florida (954)

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  tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?

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  Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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  Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children

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  I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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  I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?

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  Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.

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  all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser

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  i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour

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  I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had

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  I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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  I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

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  his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.

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  I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.

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  It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments

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  Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!

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  God Bless America!

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