Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
