Last Night in Maryland (410)

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  I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.

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  So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

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  YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

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  Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."

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  i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

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  Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.

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  I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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  remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.

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  it was a mass text i'm sorry

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  do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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  This is evicking siegelnvs

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  Im sorry?

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  This is fucking ridiculous*

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  We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful

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  260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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  my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"

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  If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.

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  Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

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