Last Night in Virginia (434)

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  I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

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  Our room will be decorated with my urine.

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  I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

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  On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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  Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...

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  Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.

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  Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.

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  For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.

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  This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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  I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.

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  Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...

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  I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade

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  some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.

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  A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!

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  It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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  Oh shit. There are penis maracas

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