Last Night in Minnesota (507)

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  So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.

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  The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."

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  hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.

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  We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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  You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

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  Slutty, slutty tools.

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  You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.

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  The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....

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  .....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....

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  You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone

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  he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.

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  Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.

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  I can't wait to read your obituary.

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  Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr

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  Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..

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  I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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  The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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