ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
