Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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