So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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