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  neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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  IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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  Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night

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  Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?

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  I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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  So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?

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  In some strange universe, yes

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  I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!

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  Bang-toberfest begins!!

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  I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.

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  Did you at least offer to let him get it out??

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  The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance

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  Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest

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  I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.

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  We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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  Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?

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  Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now

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