Last Night in Georgia (912)

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  I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.

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  Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.

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  i woke up with socks on this morning

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  so?

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  i didnt wear socks last night

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  Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....

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  Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.

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  Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.

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  If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.

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  I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.

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  He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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  We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us

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  It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.

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  MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT

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  WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO

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  I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not

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  i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.

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  I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision

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