i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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