So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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