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  My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.

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  Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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  She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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  A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.

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  She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?

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  I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.

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  I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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  I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.

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  She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.

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  The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.

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  Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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  Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.

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  I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first

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  You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.

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