Last Night in Michigan (248)

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  I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.

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  What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?

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  Honestly that's best case scenario.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.

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  Ew.

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  It takes talent let's just say that

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  So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding

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  And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand

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  i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.

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  Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock

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  Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?

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  Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?

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  How was your weekend?

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  My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..

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