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It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.

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I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty

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If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit

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I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.

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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.

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I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday

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Can I play this game?

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I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.

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That's my way of saying I miss you

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Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's

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I hope that wasn't done on billed time

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I can guarantee that it was

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