Last Night in Colorado (303)

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  And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"

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  I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot

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  i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"

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  conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex

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  I'm just too horny to handle empty house

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  Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?

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  Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?

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  I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in

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  who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.

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