Last Night in Saskatchewan (306)

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  The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.

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  I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.

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  I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.

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  We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.

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  Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS

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  I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.

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  I'm romantic.

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  I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today

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  we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.

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  Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.

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  I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.

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  I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.

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  mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived

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  did you know we used to have a pool?

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  so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...

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  Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.

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