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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.

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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.

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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno

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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms

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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest

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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.

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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird

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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

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Yes dear.

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