Last Night in Tennessee (423)

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  It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.

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  I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.

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  so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.

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  What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.

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  Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.

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  I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.

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  On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao

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  Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...

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  Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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  In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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  Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle

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  She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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  Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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  and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that

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  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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