Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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