im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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