I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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