whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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